And I had a wonderful dream last night

Posted : September 23, 2005 at 10:43 pm [IST]

I don’t remember I had ever met with Gods not even in dreams.. All these years I was brooding if I could. I think myself religious a little. I regularly read Tulsidas’s Ramcharitmanas. And as the story goes, Tulsidas had a face-to-face meeting with monkey god Hanumanji. But like many miracles, last night it did happen with me also. And that too I found all the three of them- Brahma, Vishnu, and Mahesh giving me some sermons, perhaps instructions to be passed on to others. They expected me to carry their messages to all those who worship them religiously or as otherwise for some selfish motives. But they didn’t know that I don’t have any big following, neither I can do some elaborate advertising as it costs too much. I can’t risk my limited savings. They went on speaking some truths and then wishes. I kept on listening dumbfounded.

“Indians wherever are in the world worship us or many other gods (devtas and devis that are, they have been told, 330 million in number) for getting rid of their sins and getting easy entry to the heaven of their imagination. They want to escape the hell, which they conceptualize to be the most torturous, perhaps horrendous. And some of the gurus have told them some sure and simple ways out to cleanse the sins however serious it may be and the simplest way to attain heaven without going through the agony of the hell.”

“Remember and tell others too, as we wish you to pass on our new message for the Hindus especially through you.” They were not ready to listen to me, when I wanted to tell them my limitations and protest against their overconfidence in me.

“These are only myths spread by the vested agents of the religion to have a nice living for themselves.”

Some Myths

Giving alms to beggars is a great act of charity. You have made them a lazy lot. If you keep on doing that it gets added into your sins. It makes the task of alleviation of poverty from this great nation difficult and so we now consider this as sin of yours. Instead you must save this and give it to an institution working for spreading education among poor ones or opening healthcare centers for those who can’t afford the greedy doctors.

Building temples for us, and ‘dharamshalas’ near our shrines will take one straight to the heaven. There are already too many of them. And those fake pundits are worshipping us only for getting more and more from the devotees. They use all wrong means to achieve the selfish goals. So switch over to building schools and healthcare centers, you shall get rid of all your sins.
Using huge lot of flowers and other things in worshipping makes us happy, and the best dumping place for all that is only the water bodies. We are sorry you have polluted the whole lot of rivers in the process. We curse all who do that. We declare that to be the biggest sins. Let them use the offerings to produce organic manures.

Cremation on the bank of Ganga and the immersion of the remnants in the operation including half-burnt body parts in them will ensure a sure freedom from all sins and open the door of the heaven. Don’t do that for your deceased elders. We have stopped the free passes to heaven and any discounts for the sins committed because of this last act. Cremate in the electrical crematorium. Take the ashes, bury them in some vacant plot, plant trees as many as possible, and see that their growths go unhindered. We shall take care of your deceased parents as our own sons and protect them.

Taking a dip in the holy rivers of Ganga and Yamuna will absolve you of all sins. We shall bestow that power to the holy water again only if you make it pollution free. You have already dirtied it to that extent that instead of ‘nectar’, it has become ‘poison’. And we are sending all those industrialists who are polluting them by discharging the waste and pollutants of their factories into it without treatment to ‘raurav narak’ (ultimate hell). And none of the short cuts prescribed till date by pundits and greedy Bhrahmins can save them from that painful cycle. And if any pundit tries to perform any ritual to save them from these sins, he himself will go to more painful a heel after his death.

By parting a portion of money gained from corrupt practices in ‘hundi’ of the shrines or so-called ‘jagrat’ temples such as Tirupati or/and Sai Baba ones, one can get rid of the sins committed. Those corrupt bureaucrats, politicians, and judicial officers must understand our omnipresence and divine power to know and keep a track of everything about every one. We get easily pleased with a small good work done for a needy or for the society. But we get very much upset, pained, and troubled, when we see our children using wrong means to accumulate wealth, particularly if it is part of public money that they take as bribe in small and big amount. We curse them and even those who inherit and use that money. We made them suffer in their lifetime itself and keep the worst areas in the hell reserved for them.

They tried to push many ideas through me, but I woke up because my wife wanted some help from me. My wife had some problem of indigestion that was due to over-eating in last night kitty party. It was early morning about 3.30AM that is my time of getting up for surfing.

When I went for my morning walk, I started remembering what all happened in the dream. I have written as much as I remembered. Please see if you can pass on some through your friend circles. I am sure They will be very happy with you and may grant all that we want in life and after the life.

- Indra

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